A NEW PASTOR WAS VISITING IN THE HOMES OF HIS PARISHIONERS.
AT ONE HOUSE IT SEEMED OBVIOUS THAT SOMEONE WAS AT HOME, BUT
NO ANSWER
CAME TO HIS REPEATED KNOCKS AT THE DOOR.
THEREFORE, HE TOOK OUT A BUSINESS CARD AND WROTE "REVELATION
3:20" ON
THE BACK OF IT AND STUCK IT IN THE DOOR.
WHEN THE OFFERING WAS PROCESSED THE FOLLOWING SUNDAY, HE FOUND
THAT
HIS CARD HAD BEEN RETURNED. ADDED TO IT WAS THIS CRYPTIC
MESSAGE,
"GENESIS 3:10." REACHING FOR HIS BIBLE TO CHECK OUT THE
CITATION, HE
BROKE UP IN GALES OF LAUGHTER.
REVELATION 3:20 BEGINS "BEHOLD, I STAND AT THE DOOR AND
KNOCK."
GENESIS 3:10 READS, "I HEARD YOUR VOICE IN THE GARDEN
AND I
WAS AFRAID FOR I WAS NAKED."
REMEMBER WHEN THE FUNNIEST JOKES WERE THE CLEAN ONES? THEY
STILL ARE!
